Name That Soup Mavis!: March 2011

Thursday, 24 March 2011

Pea and Coriander

ROYAL
CORRESPONDENT
CONTRIBUTES
TO THE BLOG THIS WEEK!!

Frozen peas, onion, spud, garlic, chilli, coriander and love.

Friday, 18 March 2011

CHILLI CABBAGE WITH A DASH!

CHANGE OF VENUE SEES SOUP SUCCESS!

The sun came out so we moved to Summer camp.

Basic building blocks (what's on offer at Asda this week.

Cabbage, onion, spuds, a bit of fresh chillI, s&p, TSTCBN, garlic and Parsley.

ummmmmmmm!

Oh yes, Rhubarb (fresh from our garden) and apple crumble + custard from the SHAZAM.

Friday, 11 March 2011

BROCCOLI AND CHESHIRE BLUE CHEESE SOUP.

Sanity has regained the upper hand and the people have spoken.... The SOUPMASTER is back!!

Souperman hard at work testing yet another work of art.(This image shows the awful effect of non-producted hair)

Onion, broccoli, spud, s&p, Cheshire blue cheese NO STCBN!!!

Friday, 4 March 2011

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!

SHOCK ANNOUNCEMENT!

GADAFTY-LIKE SOUP COUP!

As silent as a Stealth missile, Shazam has woven her way into a populist position as Soupmistress at Sparrow Towers!

FEAR NOT LOYAL READER- THIS IS A TEMPORARY POSITION!

The people will rise up and support the ousted Master!

The pretender to the Soupmaster's position.

OMG - she's using TSTCBN!!!!!

THIS IS NOT A SOUP!

IT IS LOBBY!!!!!!!!!

LIFE THOUGHTS

OWEN'S QUESTION OF THE WEEK.....

11. "When did bras start to be worn?"

1. "How long is a full wash cycle on an Indesit washing machine? I must time it."

2. What are the Twelve Days of Christmas?"

3. "What is the drome north of Barmouth?"

4. "What are native Greenlanders called?"

5. "As much as is now known, what is the truth about Jesus Christ?" (Over to you Robin!)

6. Why on earth did Canada give away Alaska?"

7. What happens to the material that produces Gall Stones after the Gall Bladder is removed? (Over to the Duffield panel.)

8. What does enervate mean?

9. Is it Iman or Imam?

10. What does amtrack mean?

"OVERHEARDS"

You know that moment when you are lazily strolling down your local high street, or quietly dozing in the library when you catch the wiff of an over heard conversation - just a snippet? I call them "overheards" and have collected them for years.

Here are the latest;

*One woman to another;; "Well, I'm not waxing it!"

*Irate man on mobile; "Until you return the power washer, the divorce will not go through!"

*Giggling girls; "And he ate both!"

*Spray tanned woman;"Well, I had it in my hand this morning".

MAVE'S RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE WEEK!

21. I was hammering a nail in the kitchen, Mave the Rave commented "Are you playing a drum or making a sandwich?"

20. When told Robin had lost over a stone in weight, Mave commented - "That could be true or he's no good at maths!"

19. When Big O said, can we order some peas please, Mave asided - "That alliteration is too much - one or the other is enough!"

18. "We have so much Marmite we are starting to paint the kitchen with it!"

17. In the middle of a conversation, Mave interrupts with; "What are you talking about? Did I miss a page?"

16. "You can never take your legs for granted."

1. Sharon " Do you like the dates in the pudding?"

Mave "Depends on who they are!"

2. Mavis is reading about collecting Daily Mail tokens for a Royal Doulton Royal wedding plate, then comments "Collect 50 tokens! I may not last that long! By the time you have them all, they'll be giving the plates away on the Stones!"

3. Mavis "What does pedantic mean?"

Owen explains in great detail.

Mavis "That's boring".

Owen "I am boring"

Mavis "Taken as read!"

4. Sharon, reading a clue to a cross word, "Another word for ancestry ?

Mavis "Funny name for a tree!"

5.Mave talking about hairdressers; "Never have your hair cut when the hairdresser is in a mood. You could be his next victim!"

6. Reading Vogue magazine; "You'd catch a chill if you wore a hat like that!"

7. We were talking about an Italian meal we had with J&Gem in Manchester, Mave said; "Vermasilly comes into my head - an improvement some say!"

8. "The soup has a lovely constituency(sic)......... (pause)................... now, that's a word that always sounds good in company!"

9. "Funny thing clouds - you can do nothing with them."

10. Talking about her worn carpet ; "The problem is, people are light fingered!"

11. When asked how she was, Mave replied; "Half well".

12. When asked if she would like a chocolate ginger biscuit, Mave replied; "If we're off work tomorrow we'll know why."

13. Talking about family sayings, Mavi spoke these words..."Don't rub your belly by a cows cheek".

Owen's was "Strong tea isn't good for weak heads" says it all!

14. Owen points out again the silk Lillies; "They always look the same." Mave replies "The same as what?"

15. Passing a hand car wash, Mavi comments; "Did you see that sign for where you can was your hands

Name That Soup Mavis!

EVERY WEEK - MAVE'S RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE WEEK. "READ THEM AND WEEP!" - Soup monthly