EVERY WEEK - MAVE'S RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE WEEK. "READ THEM AND WEEP!" - Soup monthly

EVERY WEEK - MAVI'S RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE WEEK.
"READ THEM AND WEEP!" - Soup monthly

Friday, 4 March 2011

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!

SHOCK ANNOUNCEMENT!
GADAFTY-LIKE SOUP COUP!
As silent as a Stealth missile, Shazam has woven her way into a populist position as Soupmistress at Sparrow Towers!
FEAR NOT LOYAL READER- THIS IS A TEMPORARY POSITION!
The people will rise up and support the ousted Master!


 The pretender to the Soupmaster's position.
OMG - she's using TSTCBN!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A SOUP!
IT IS LOBBY!!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

  1. I fear that minus the customary, comprehensive ingredients catalogue I will never be able to entirely identify the odious-looking brown mass in the centre of said lobby. I express concern only in light of recent bowel related episodes.

    Soup mistress looks to be the (I am looking for a certain SOUPerlative) most ravishing of soup chefs, perhaps she should be considered as the face of the brand?

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  2. Is it pronounced "Soop Coop" or "Soo Coo"? Looks delicious, regardless. Good work Mum(-mar Gaddafi).

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LIFE THOUGHTS

LIFE THOUGHTS
An occasional pause to consider others philosophy on life in general. This week, Sharon's friend Kate's husband - "What doesn't kill you makes you weak". If you have a burning desire to share your own personal life compass, feel free to email the Soupmeister and a select panel of eminent life coaches will consider it for inclusion. "Life, don't talk to me about life.." Marvin 1976 The image above is a sign seen on the slow train to London last week - NO LEAPING BABIES ?

OWEN'S QUESTION OF THE WEEK.....

11. "When did bras start to be worn?"

1. "How long is a full wash cycle on an Indesit washing machine? I must time it."

2. What are the Twelve Days of Christmas?"

3. "What is the drome north of Barmouth?"

4. "What are native Greenlanders called?"

5. "As much as is now known, what is the truth about Jesus Christ?" (Over to you Robin!)

6. Why on earth did Canada give away Alaska?"

7. What happens to the material that produces Gall Stones after the Gall Bladder is removed? (Over to the Duffield panel.)

8. What does enervate mean?

9. Is it Iman or Imam?

10. What does amtrack mean?

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